Stuff that Tim doesn’t want for Christmas
- a donkey
- a kick in the balls
- a stinky fart
- more poo poo jokes
- bugs
- Anti-Santa's qmail to play up
- to live without a donkey
- Lisa to have vertigo
- to get up early
- Canadians
- underscores in usernames
- an.tisanta downtime
- doesn't want anything but chocolate
- Carla to miss out on a Daft Punk gig ever again
- another coke and jägermeister hangover
- any stupid facebook notifications
- sweltering heat
- fart bombs
- emails from Apple's marketing department
- to be as miserable as NickHodge
- to do any shopping
- steam train rides
- arathon to overtake Nick in miserable bastard stakes
- facebook apps
- spam
- twitter to go down again
- mum jokes
- Candles
- to have lived without seeing Daft Punk
- anybody to not have an iPhone
- socks
- marilyn monroe to magically come alive and snog him
- another nightie
- to gain another 5kg
- unsolicited phone calls from call centres
- problems with the WDN reg system
- to miss out on Alaina's magical cooking
- stinking heat
- to dress up as Santa
- any ghosts of Liberals past
- hives
- Easter
- a stinky burp
- confusion
- the MS-Yahoo acquisition