Stuff that bunnly doesn’t want for Christmas

• my two front teeth
• a Mercedes Benz
• to be nice
• to travel
• unflattering underwear
• stupid stocking stuffers
• "executive" desk toys
• rain
• to smell like waffles
• to count his blessings
• Breakfast with Santa
• carolers at my door
• to have to hug a monkey, again
• to be spoon-fed
• sheep
• Guys and Dolls
• to not want anything
• cheap wine
• bunnly
• you to want me
• to go Boxing Day shopping
• Lachlan, Steve or Ryan ahead of him