Stuff that Paris Hilton doesn’t want for Christmas

• shit
• Windows Vista
• to be as miserable as Nicole Richie
• to be constipated
• another bentley
• joy
• money
• insomnia
• to see mom kissing santa claus
• cheap perfum
• bad sex
• you
• not to have a new boyfriend
• another diesese
• herpes, again
• crack cocaine
• cocaine
• drug money
• to be in love
• chesnuts roasting over an open fire
• paparazzi
• me
• your mom