Stuff that Ryan doesn’t want for Christmas

• to go to church
• a family gathering
• IE6
• nativity scenes on government property
• socks and undies
• an.tisanta downtime
• a sore left foot
• to refactor automated tests
• to code HTML emails
• Windows Vista
• stinkin' hippies
• IE7
• IE anything
• poor families to be sad
• sentimentality
• cheap champagne
• to be as miserable as NickHodge
• to miss deadlines
• a kick in the balls
• any more 'recommendations' from the w3c
• marilyn monroe to magically come alive and snog him
• to fall off his motorbike