Stuff that Ben doesn’t want for Christmas

• a pony
• help vampires
• to be cranky
• an.tisanta downtime
• any stupid facebook notifications
• Lisa to have vertigo
• to get too drunk
• to eat bad food
• to see mummy kissing santa
• to have lived without seeing Daft Punk
• to drive all over Sydney
• Nick Hodge to be unhappy
• an airconditioner
• nothin
• to be as miserable as NickHodge
• any more bullshit
• complexity
• any ghosts of Liberals past
• schmaltz