Stuff that Lachlan doesn’t want for Christmas

• hangovers
• woolly socks
• bugs
• Lisa to have vertigo
• IE6
• any more legacy code
• to live without a donkey
• a pony
• a million wedding questions
• facebook apps
• an.tisanta downtime
• a nuclear weapon anywhere near my underwear
• @nickhodge to break Anti-Santa
• nothin
• to have the 500th curmudgeonly complaint
• to have lived without seeing Daft Punk
• invalid code from a CMS
• to think about how long it'll take to get HTML5 and CSS3
• an iPhone
• cheap sentiments
• to gain another 5kg