Stuff that NickHodge doesn’t want for Christmas
- w0rk
- firefox
- snow
- joy
- carols
- shopping
- roger
- jeebus
- mangers
- three wise men
- a stable
- miserable bastards
- another mouse
- dead cats
- merriment
- good king wenceles
- the intarwebs to turn off
- NickHodge
- to twitter
- stupidity
- a nuclear weapon anywhere near my underwear
- happiness
- to be awake
- a party
- next next next done
- ruby on rails
- a Mac
- a linux
- another internal meeting
- chocolates
- booze
- time
- all that shit that makes people happy
- peace
- goodwill for many man or woman
- another delic8genius tshirt
- opera
- to live in australia
- another planet
- yet another browser
- another revision of firefox 2.0
- html blink tag
- flash
- svg
- slow processors
- overengineered and overprice silver and white computers
- 127.0.0.1
- santa to get stuck in my blocked chimney, stinking out my new years
- a holiday
- to hear the word "outcome"
- yet another email about what not to do at the christmas party
- pop pyschology
- another toshiba craptop
- any more travel
- my family to ring and wake me up from my afternoon nap
- a book that I've already read and hated
- a bible
- a koran
- another star trek next generation marathon on Foxtel
- more pre-worn undies from japan
- pony, horse, zebra or any other member of the genus equus
- nude fighting in my house
- an 80 character limit
- space
- anti-santa addiction
- billy-bob thornton
- office politics
- n00bs
- chestnuts
- open fires
- to be called scrooge mcduck
- to run out of bandwidth
- dial up internet
- blocked intartubes
- insomnia
- cyclothymia
- kevin rudd singing jeebus songs
- doof doof music
- any music with tingly bells and bing crosby
- milperra
- overseas call centres
- <blank>
- any interuptions to lolcats
- elves
- yet another christmas movie taking time where there could be a western
- a hospital ward
- a sanity asylum ward
- a day off
- random anonymous
- to be loved
- "The Secret"
- lame arse ties
- sunny skies
- crap food
- relatives
- youtube
- a facebook
- IE6 hatred
- tim's socks
- to be evangelised to
- christmas 2008
- any more
- dodgy pr0n
- to see any more christmas lights sucking away our carbon
- carbon emmissions
- methane
- christmas
- nothin
- aliens to invade
- to be as miserable as NickHodge
- sentimentality
- to get up early
- Lisa to have vertigo
- to be pregnant
- facebook apps
- a kick in the balls
- voices in my head singing carols
- the world to end
- monday
- to be as miserable as arathon
- sex
- emo teenagers in the house
- boyfriends
- a furry friend
- to think about how long it'll take to get HTML5 and CSS3
- his corsets to fail
- to do any shopping
- an iPhone
- a little black dress
- to work
- bad finals grades
- calculus
- cheap perfume
- marilyn monroe to magically come alive and snog him
- that small troll in his head to talk again
- to have to hug a monkey, again
- Breakfast with Santa
- to count his blessings
- to be spoon-fed
- to accidently knock up one of those Spears chicks
- SELECT * FROM PRESENTS;
- 10 lords a-leaping
- Easter
- to miss out on an.tisanta.com in 2008
- to shag anyone but annie