Stuff that Fifikins doesn’t want for Christmas

• to put on weight
• a cyclone
• cane toads
• Orlando Bloom to stay away
• a QANTAS strike
• nickhodge to be pregnant
• to miss being kissed under the mistletoe
• world anarchy
• her 'it's complicated' to go away
• lack of sleep
• twitter to go down again
• shirts she has to iron
• Nick Hodge to have *shudder* sex
• a meraki
• to run out of gin