Stuff that frank doesn’t want for Christmas

• iphone
• work
• work
• to be as miserable as NickHodge
• a kick in the balls
• to do any shopping
• facebook apps
• any stupid facebook notifications
• hanukkah
• cheap perfume
• socks
• soap
• to do any chores
• to get up early
• sun
• eggnog
• carols
• a pony
• firefox
• the world to end
• sweltering heat
• an iPod Touch
• socks and undies
• to put on weight
• to be sober
• to be hungry
• crappy Kris Kringle presents